{"id":6679,"date":"2020-04-12T14:46:22","date_gmt":"2020-04-12T12:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/?p=6679"},"modified":"2020-04-12T14:50:00","modified_gmt":"2020-04-12T12:50:00","slug":"chips-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/?p=6679","title":{"rendered":"Chips 3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>H\u00f6rst du: &#8222;Ich brauche nur einen Chip anzufassen, dann sieht man das sofort auf der Waage.&#8220; (M\u00f6glichst in einem gequ\u00e4lten Ton vorgetragen), dann hei\u00dft das: &#8222;Ich muss jetzt echt mal Pause machen, die T\u00fcte Weingummis nach dem Grillen liegt mir echt schwer im Magen. Aber gib mir bitte eine Flasche Bier und einen Kr\u00e4uterschnaps gegen das V\u00f6llegef\u00fchl.&#8220; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00f6rst du: &#8222;Ich brauche nur einen Chip anzufassen, dann sieht man das sofort auf der Waage.&#8220; (M\u00f6glichst in einem gequ\u00e4lten Ton vorgetragen), dann hei\u00dft das: &#8222;Ich muss jetzt echt mal Pause machen, die T\u00fcte Weingummis nach dem Grillen liegt mir &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/?p=6679\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6679"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6682,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6679\/revisions\/6682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-nipp.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}